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upgraders:

“r u a top or a bottom”

what do you mean like bunk beds or mario kart or what 

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nardvvuar:

only Judy can judge me

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inbox:

i fucking hate when english teachers refuse to believe that someone can actually just dislike a book in spite of it being part of the curriculum, sometimes im like yeah im sure you think this is all super deep and shit but i fucking hate it, not everyone interprets things the same way you do fuck off

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outbox:

inbox:

I want to marry whoever has the url outbox

I’m down 

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azarry:

when i met the internet it was love at first site

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shattered-mirr0rs:

thebestlolz:

Step 1: First go like this

Step 2: Spin around

Step 3: STOP!

Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!

Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!

Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!

Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.

Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.

Step 9: THEN…!

Thats how i do it….

i have been waiting 50 years for this post

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